Kaylee's Thoughts

Okay we all need to pull in our money together one last time! I know you thought we were done! Well my church [AKA my second home] once again is in need of our money. Let me explain, when you build a house one thing always happens. It’s always more money than you thought it would be. I know what your thinking we exceeded our miracle goal. Which was amazing! Our church is looking fabulous! We’re repainting all the walls, rebuilding the stage, the kids upstairs are getting a painted playground with their amazing new walls, they took down our old doors and built a new wall, they redid our ceiling, got new desks, you get the idea. Well that ate all our money up. We just have one last project we won’t be able to do without your help. They want to make a playground/ hangout outside, but they won’t have enough money to build a fence. Trust me we will not put it up without a fence. So we need to invest in the church by buying pavers. Which is why we need your help.  You can help by donating: 

  • $5 for 1 pavers
  • $25 for 5 pavers
  • $125 for 25 pavers
  • $500 for 100 pavers
  • $1500 for 300 pavers
  • $2500 for 500 pavers
  • Or any other amount you can donate

Oh I forgot to tell you if you buy one you can have it dedicated to someone or a prayer to God carved on to it. No one will see it though except for God. So don’t worry it will face down. Please donate big! Although any donation is gladly accepted. Every penny counts. Please my church needs you! If you are going to donate please comment below how much and what you want carved on a brick in your name. You can send your donations to me, and I’ll deliver them to the church immediately. Thank you again.



   The lovely Mrs. Jamie Ayres, A.K.A mommy, soon to be published author of My So-Called Afterlife trilogy, awarded wonderful little old me, and fourteen others, the Mrs. Sparkly award! Isn’t it amazing!?!

*Pauses while everyone admires its awesomeness* For my new award I have to answer seven questions about myself, and nominate fifteen other bloggers for the award. Since everyone who follows my blog, or even reads it sparkles and deserves it, I have a deal. The first fifteen bloggers who comment, and are subscribed to me can get the Mrs.Sparkly award. Good luck, and may the best bloggers win! 😀

Okay now for those questions about yours truly:

Describe yourself in 7 words: amazing, smart, sensitive, random, weird, talkative, and VERY argumentative. OOPS! That’s more than seven words!

What keeps you up at night?: Don’t even get me started! Being in the middle of a good book and having to leave at the good part, having a stressful day, being at someone elses house, the T.V. being on, being the last one up, being sad, being mad, the FCAT [that’s a big one], important things happening, if something exciting happened or is going to happen, talking outside my room [I love to eavesdrop!], having lights on in my room, scary movies or stories, bugs [just the thought, SHUTTER], sitting around all day, my thoughts,… well you get the idea. Everything. I’m a real light sleeper. It’s a good night when I fall right asleep, don’t wake up throughout the night, and don’t wake up early. In fact the last three nights I’ve been going to sleep at 10:00, not falling asleep until midnight, than waking up at 5:00, and not being able to sleep again all night. YAWN. Excuse me!

Whom would you like to be?: A lot of people. Dru because she’s smart and athletic, my mom because she chases after her dreams, my dad because he’s funny, Emma Watson because she got to be in the Harry Potter series, Evanna Lynch because she’s epic and was also in Harry Potter series, Ashley Eckstein because she was in Star Wars and I’m a Star Wars nut–not to mention she actually looked at my blog, and Jailene because she’s fun random funny and has a strong personality. I might trade a few of my weaknesses for their strengths, but in the long run my strengths are what make me stronger. I wouldn’t want to be anyone but me because God made me for a reason and I’m going to do great things.

What am I wearing right now?: Harry Potter black Dumbledore’s Army shirt, with blue shorts from Gap.

What scares you?: Everything… oh you don’t think that’s an acceptable answer, smart guy? Well then I’ll make a list just for you. Spiders, beatles, cockroaches, any bug in general TRUST ME, water slides, fear, weaknesses, imperfections, the FCAT, going into another year of middle school, life, crazy rollercoasters, Ashley [You try living with a seven-year-old that makes videos like this

 and this

What are the best and worst things about blogging?: The best thing is that you can interact with anyone in the entire world from the foot of your bed. You can be judged by your words, not your actions or appearance. The worst thing is it takes forever to do, nobody subscribes to me, and I never get any awards.

If I could change one thing about myself, what would it be?: probably my anxiety problems. How I freak out about everything, and have to do a perfect job.

Slankets, yes or no?: If that means snuggies then a big YES!!! If not then… maybe. But snuggies are so cool looking, comfortable, and creative.

Tell us something about the person who nominated you.: Jamie Ayres is a young adult paranormal author. She is about to get her first book published in her trilogy My So-Called Afterlife. The first book is called 18 Things. She is the mother of two beautiful girls, and is happily married to the love of her life, Dan. She is a full-time teacher. She hopes to switch positions to school librarian though. She is also a full-time author, and mom. She has a dog named Daisy. Is 32 but doesn’t look a day over 25, and is currently living in the beautiful state of Florida.

Thanks for the award, mom, and thanks to all my followers~ love you! 😀 😀 😀

 Well sadly this will be the last day of our star wars marathon! *Tear, Tear.* I know, I know, how sad! So I have some fun stuff planned for today! WAHAHAH! I mean Tee-hee! First we will watch a scene that is a combination of two amazing movies. The Lion King, and of course Star Wars. Here it is, enjoy!

Mufasa is Darth Vader

I know hilarious right??? Well most people wish they had moves like Jagger. Personally though I wish I had the moves like Jabba the hut though. You don’t agree with me!?! Well I doubt you’ll still think that after you see this music video.

Moves Like Jabba (Maroon 5 PARODY!)

See don’t you wish you had his moves??? Well I’ll just finish this blog off by going ewok on you!!! WAHAHAHAHA, HA!!!

They ar so cute!!! I’m in love! I mean THERE SO FLUFFY I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Still not in awe? Fine I’ll treat you and give you one last photo of them. But that’s it and I mean it!

No I’m not giving you another picture, and I don’t care how much you wine! I have to go get ready for bed! Well that’s all for now! Tune in and subscribe to me for more of this awesomeness!

  Sorry I wrecked the continuous blogging-athon by not blogging yesterday! But listen to my excuse it’s pretty believable. O.K. I got attacked by a dragon who would only let me live if he could eat all my school stuff. Meaning I had to go     re-buy all my materials and do all my work from the entire school year over again not to mention my home work. What is that you say??? You think I’m lying!!! When have I ever lied to you? Fine! Since you want to know SOOOO bad, I’ll tell you. I went to the ED fair at the elementary school and got home late. So naturally I had to rush to finish my home work. Don’t worry though today I have some real fun planned for you! 😀 First though I’ll tell you the winner of the Star Wars quote challenge. Since it ties in to todays surprise. And the winner is, drumroll please, DUH DA DUHHHH… Dan Ayres! He successfully located all eight of the Star Wars quotes. He will participate in a fake Star Wars interview with me. Where we will pretend to be Star Wars characters. We’ll begin when Dan is online. I’ll check to see if he’s online.

Kayleema47 is online, Sending a message to DanAyresvideomaker.

DanAyresvideomaker is online, Going to Kayleema47 chat room.

 Kaylee: Hey are you there Dan?

Dan: Yes I’m here and, I’m your father.

Kaylee: Nope actually you’re not my father you are actually my brother. Because today we’ll be faking a conversation. You’ll be playing Luke, and I’ll be Princess Leia. Got it?

Dan: Rodger, Rodger.

Kaylee: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

Dan: Take it easy sis, I’m just a farm boy with father issues.

Kaylee: At least you weren’t kidnapped by dad yet! I swear to go from a palace to a star ship! The service is unbelievable! You’re lucky dad only tried to kill you on multiple occasions. And you could defend yourself I couldn’t and no one came to help me!

Dan: Well maybe if your boy friend wasn’t always so busy hanging out with Wookies then he could rescue you.

Kaylee: Boy friend….. heh-heh. Remember when you use to be in love with me! You freak!

Dan: I wasn’t in love with you I was just hungry. I thought you had cinnamon rolls on your head.

Kaylee: Are you making fun of my hair?!? Do you know how long it takes to do it to that perfection every single day? Have you ever even once seen a strand out-of-place? I thought so! Sheesh. It looks better than yours at least!

Dan: It is hard to find a good Jedi barber because they all want to use light sabers instead of scissors.

Kaylee: Okay then……. So have you heard from dad lately???

Dan: Not to be the barer of bad news but he won’t be making any long distance phone calls any time soon. He is now one with the force.

Kaylee: One with the force???

Dan: As master Yoda says “live not anymore does he.”

Kaylee: So? You heard old Obie when he was dead right?

Dan: Yes. *agitated*

C3po: We need you urgently for a meeting for the Republic.

Kaylee: About???

C3po: We need to talk to you about the food in the cafeteria. Some people think the Sloppy Joes taste suspiciously like ewoks.

Kaylee: I’ll be there immediately! Those poor ewoks. Have to go Luke. We have a case of fried ewoks.

Dan: May the force be with you and can you bring me back a doggy bag. I haven’t had a good ewok sandwich in a few light years.

 Kaylee: Love you. May the force be with you too. If yu see Hon tell him I said hi.

DanAyresvideomaker has logged off.

Kayleema47 has logged off.

Well that’s all for today hope you all had an awesome Star Wars day! Oh and you better have dressed up for it like me! I did Princess Leia buns with a Yoda shirt. Well see you soon fellow Star Wars fans! Love you! May the Fourth be with you!

     In honor of one of the geekiest holidays ever created [Star Wars day] on May 4th we are going to have a Star Wars-athon! For who knows how long! 😀 So let’s begin. And as we go on I wish the force to be with you.

       Lets start by talking about the Millennium Falcon. What?!? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. Well since you clearly are not a Star Wars fan I’ll tell you what it is. It is a spacecraft commanded by the daring Hon Solo and his sweet side kick Chewwy. And no Chewwy is not some cutsie name– he earned it. If you ever get in a contest with a wooky, well. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win. Is it ringing any bells now? No! You disgust me with your lack of nerd!

     Moving on…. Let’s talk about storm troopers. You must know about them. They’re kinda small. kinda tall. Don’t ever dress up as one unless you’re super close in height since they are all the same height since they are all clones. If you are too short people will say, Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? Oh and if you’re breaking in to to save a princess have a plan cause they are snobs. They’ll all stuck up. They’ll say, This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out? Well you’re pretty clueless on storm troopers too I can see– we’ll move on to something I know you know about.

    Ewoks!!! Yes the cute teddy bear like creatures from Star Wars that wear cute little hunting outfits! I know right! Isn’t it hilarious when they think CP3O is their god? Well we shouldn’t dilly dally since you know about them. Oh well. Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!

    I’m proud of you! When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master. O.K. now here’s where it gets good! This is Red 5, I’m going in. In my blog I used eight of the top thirty of the most famous Star Wars quotes if you can identify the quotes you will get an epic surprise! Here are the rules:

1. You must be a follower.

2. NO looking on the internet. But you can check the movies, books, or have friends search the web for you.

3. Learn even more star wars.

4. Have fun!

    You can leave a comment with your answer on my blog. And oh yeah last rule,

5. NO looking at the other comments for answers!

Well have fun on our Geekly *yes, I know it’s a made up word. I’m no George Lucas but I try* awesome holiday! See you all soon!

FCAT worries

 What if I fail? What if I have to go to the bathroom during the test, and I’m not allowed to go? What if I have a mental break down? What if I get placed in regular or worse intensive classes?!? I worry as I sit at home when I should be at school taking the FCAT. Why am I not at school you may ask? You may wonder if I’m skipping school to get out of FCAT. But I would never do that as everyone who knows me knows I’m a big dork and I hate missing school even if we are doing nothing or a  bunch. I just hate missing school in general. Especially on the BIGGEST day in the ENTIRE school year! Why am I not at school you may still be wondering? Hold your horses! Okay I’m not at school today because I was up till midnight then finally fell asleep and woke up again at three and couldn’t fall asleep. Then mom woke me up at seven and I haven’t been to sleep since. I am sick at a temperature of 100 degrees farenheit, and keep having to go to the bathroom. So I need your advice for tomorrow on how to pass the FCAT. Do you guys think I can pass the FCAT?!? Do you think I can last the FCAT without going to the bathroom?!? Do you have any advice on calming yourself?!? Do you know how long the average human can go without going to the bathroom???

Kony 2012

 Joseph Kony is the number one criminal in the world. Yet most people don’t even know his name, or the horrible things he does. But we are going to get his name known, and force the government to dispose of him. Because you see since it’s not happening in America, they see no reason to stop him. We finally convinced  some of them to attempt to stop him, but if they think we don’t care anymore they’ll run back home as quick as you can say ‘a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’. But before you can help stop him you need to understand what he does.  He kidnaps kids during the night and slits their necks if they rebel or struggle. After he takes the kids away he forces them to murder their parents so they have nothing to return to. After taking these cruel actions he turns the girls into sex slaves, and the boys into his army. If that isn’t bad enough he has no purpose for doing these things except for power. So here’s where we come in. On April 20th 2012 we’re going to cover everything with the word Kony all night long. We are going to make people ask who he is and search, and find out how horrible he is. They will then join in, in our quest to stop him. We’ll show the government we care. We’ll stop Kony if it’s the last thing we do. We. Are. Going. To. Stop. Kony. Now. 

See the video surfing the web about Kony that started this movement and learn how to stop him:

Stop KONY 2012 

Still want to know more? Want to make a difference? Check out these links for more information:

Kony information     Kony action kit     Who is Kony?     list of 20 culture makers and 12 policy makers

Let’s stop Kony now!