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Our Last Day In The Star Wars Marathon.

 Well sadly this will be the last day of our star wars marathon! *Tear, Tear.* I know, I know, how sad! So I have some fun stuff planned for today! WAHAHAH! I mean Tee-hee! First we will watch a scene that is a combination of two amazing movies. The Lion King, and of course Star Wars. Here it is, enjoy!

Mufasa is Darth Vader

I know hilarious right??? Well most people wish they had moves like Jagger. Personally though I wish I had the moves like Jabba the hut though. You don’t agree with me!?! Well I doubt you’ll still think that after you see this music video.

Moves Like Jabba (Maroon 5 PARODY!)

See don’t you wish you had his moves??? Well I’ll just finish this blog off by going ewok on you!!! WAHAHAHAHA, HA!!!

They ar so cute!!! I’m in love! I mean THERE SO FLUFFY I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Still not in awe? Fine I’ll treat you and give you one last photo of them. But that’s it and I mean it!

No I’m not giving you another picture, and I don’t care how much you wine! I have to go get ready for bed! Well that’s all for now! Tune in and subscribe to me for more of this awesomeness!

The day of the glory has arrived…Star Wars day is here!

  Sorry I wrecked the continuous blogging-athon by not blogging yesterday! But listen to my excuse it’s pretty believable. O.K. I got attacked by a dragon who would only let me live if he could eat all my school stuff. Meaning I had to go     re-buy all my materials and do all my work from the entire school year over again not to mention my home work. What is that you say??? You think I’m lying!!! When have I ever lied to you? Fine! Since you want to know SOOOO bad, I’ll tell you. I went to the ED fair at the elementary school and got home late. So naturally I had to rush to finish my home work. Don’t worry though today I have some real fun planned for you! 😀 First though I’ll tell you the winner of the Star Wars quote challenge. Since it ties in to todays surprise. And the winner is, drumroll please, DUH DA DUHHHH… Dan Ayres! He successfully located all eight of the Star Wars quotes. He will participate in a fake Star Wars interview with me. Where we will pretend to be Star Wars characters. We’ll begin when Dan is online. I’ll check to see if he’s online.

Kayleema47 is online, Sending a message to DanAyresvideomaker.

DanAyresvideomaker is online, Going to Kayleema47 chat room.

 Kaylee: Hey are you there Dan?

Dan: Yes I’m here and, I’m your father.

Kaylee: Nope actually you’re not my father you are actually my brother. Because today we’ll be faking a conversation. You’ll be playing Luke, and I’ll be Princess Leia. Got it?

Dan: Rodger, Rodger.

Kaylee: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

Dan: Take it easy sis, I’m just a farm boy with father issues.

Kaylee: At least you weren’t kidnapped by dad yet! I swear to go from a palace to a star ship! The service is unbelievable! You’re lucky dad only tried to kill you on multiple occasions. And you could defend yourself I couldn’t and no one came to help me!

Dan: Well maybe if your boy friend wasn’t always so busy hanging out with Wookies then he could rescue you.

Kaylee: Boy friend….. heh-heh. Remember when you use to be in love with me! You freak!

Dan: I wasn’t in love with you I was just hungry. I thought you had cinnamon rolls on your head.

Kaylee: Are you making fun of my hair?!? Do you know how long it takes to do it to that perfection every single day? Have you ever even once seen a strand out-of-place? I thought so! Sheesh. It looks better than yours at least!

Dan: It is hard to find a good Jedi barber because they all want to use light sabers instead of scissors.

Kaylee: Okay then……. So have you heard from dad lately???

Dan: Not to be the barer of bad news but he won’t be making any long distance phone calls any time soon. He is now one with the force.

Kaylee: One with the force???

Dan: As master Yoda says “live not anymore does he.”

Kaylee: So? You heard old Obie when he was dead right?

Dan: Yes. *agitated*

C3po: We need you urgently for a meeting for the Republic.

Kaylee: About???

C3po: We need to talk to you about the food in the cafeteria. Some people think the Sloppy Joes taste suspiciously like ewoks.

Kaylee: I’ll be there immediately! Those poor ewoks. Have to go Luke. We have a case of fried ewoks.

Dan: May the force be with you and can you bring me back a doggy bag. I haven’t had a good ewok sandwich in a few light years.

 Kaylee: Love you. May the force be with you too. If yu see Hon tell him I said hi.

DanAyresvideomaker has logged off.

Kayleema47 has logged off.

Well that’s all for today hope you all had an awesome Star Wars day! Oh and you better have dressed up for it like me! I did Princess Leia buns with a Yoda shirt. Well see you soon fellow Star Wars fans! Love you! May the Fourth be with you!

Geeks unite!!! Let’s celebrate Star wars Day!!!

     In honor of one of the geekiest holidays ever created [Star Wars day] on May 4th we are going to have a Star Wars-athon! For who knows how long! 😀 So let’s begin. And as we go on I wish the force to be with you.

       Lets start by talking about the Millennium Falcon. What?!? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. Well since you clearly are not a Star Wars fan I’ll tell you what it is. It is a spacecraft commanded by the daring Hon Solo and his sweet side kick Chewwy. And no Chewwy is not some cutsie name– he earned it. If you ever get in a contest with a wooky, well. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win. Is it ringing any bells now? No! You disgust me with your lack of nerd!

     Moving on…. Let’s talk about storm troopers. You must know about them. They’re kinda small. kinda tall. Don’t ever dress up as one unless you’re super close in height since they are all the same height since they are all clones. If you are too short people will say, Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? Oh and if you’re breaking in to to save a princess have a plan cause they are snobs. They’ll all stuck up. They’ll say, This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out? Well you’re pretty clueless on storm troopers too I can see– we’ll move on to something I know you know about.

    Ewoks!!! Yes the cute teddy bear like creatures from Star Wars that wear cute little hunting outfits! I know right! Isn’t it hilarious when they think CP3O is their god? Well we shouldn’t dilly dally since you know about them. Oh well. Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!

    I’m proud of you! When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master. O.K. now here’s where it gets good! This is Red 5, I’m going in. In my blog I used eight of the top thirty of the most famous Star Wars quotes if you can identify the quotes you will get an epic surprise! Here are the rules:

1. You must be a follower.

2. NO looking on the internet. But you can check the movies, books, or have friends search the web for you.

3. Learn even more star wars.

4. Have fun!

    You can leave a comment with your answer on my blog. And oh yeah last rule,

5. NO looking at the other comments for answers!

Well have fun on our Geekly *yes, I know it’s a made up word. I’m no George Lucas but I try* awesome holiday! See you all soon!