Kaylee's Thoughts

  Sorry I wrecked the continuous blogging-athon by not blogging yesterday! But listen to my excuse it’s pretty believable. O.K. I got attacked by a dragon who would only let me live if he could eat all my school stuff. Meaning I had to go     re-buy all my materials and do all my work from the entire school year over again not to mention my home work. What is that you say??? You think I’m lying!!! When have I ever lied to you? Fine! Since you want to know SOOOO bad, I’ll tell you. I went to the ED fair at the elementary school and got home late. So naturally I had to rush to finish my home work. Don’t worry though today I have some real fun planned for you! 😀 First though I’ll tell you the winner of the Star Wars quote challenge. Since it ties in to todays surprise. And the winner is, drumroll please, DUH DA DUHHHH… Dan Ayres! He successfully located all eight of the Star Wars quotes. He will participate in a fake Star Wars interview with me. Where we will pretend to be Star Wars characters. We’ll begin when Dan is online. I’ll check to see if he’s online.

Kayleema47 is online, Sending a message to DanAyresvideomaker.

DanAyresvideomaker is online, Going to Kayleema47 chat room.

 Kaylee: Hey are you there Dan?

Dan: Yes I’m here and, I’m your father.

Kaylee: Nope actually you’re not my father you are actually my brother. Because today we’ll be faking a conversation. You’ll be playing Luke, and I’ll be Princess Leia. Got it?

Dan: Rodger, Rodger.

Kaylee: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

Dan: Take it easy sis, I’m just a farm boy with father issues.

Kaylee: At least you weren’t kidnapped by dad yet! I swear to go from a palace to a star ship! The service is unbelievable! You’re lucky dad only tried to kill you on multiple occasions. And you could defend yourself I couldn’t and no one came to help me!

Dan: Well maybe if your boy friend wasn’t always so busy hanging out with Wookies then he could rescue you.

Kaylee: Boy friend….. heh-heh. Remember when you use to be in love with me! You freak!

Dan: I wasn’t in love with you I was just hungry. I thought you had cinnamon rolls on your head.

Kaylee: Are you making fun of my hair?!? Do you know how long it takes to do it to that perfection every single day? Have you ever even once seen a strand out-of-place? I thought so! Sheesh. It looks better than yours at least!

Dan: It is hard to find a good Jedi barber because they all want to use light sabers instead of scissors.

Kaylee: Okay then……. So have you heard from dad lately???

Dan: Not to be the barer of bad news but he won’t be making any long distance phone calls any time soon. He is now one with the force.

Kaylee: One with the force???

Dan: As master Yoda says “live not anymore does he.”

Kaylee: So? You heard old Obie when he was dead right?

Dan: Yes. *agitated*

C3po: We need you urgently for a meeting for the Republic.

Kaylee: About???

C3po: We need to talk to you about the food in the cafeteria. Some people think the Sloppy Joes taste suspiciously like ewoks.

Kaylee: I’ll be there immediately! Those poor ewoks. Have to go Luke. We have a case of fried ewoks.

Dan: May the force be with you and can you bring me back a doggy bag. I haven’t had a good ewok sandwich in a few light years.

 Kaylee: Love you. May the force be with you too. If yu see Hon tell him I said hi.

DanAyresvideomaker has logged off.

Kayleema47 has logged off.

Well that’s all for today hope you all had an awesome Star Wars day! Oh and you better have dressed up for it like me! I did Princess Leia buns with a Yoda shirt. Well see you soon fellow Star Wars fans! Love you! May the Fourth be with you!

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Comments on: "The day of the glory has arrived…Star Wars day is here!" (4)

  1. Not Dan said:

    What a great interview. This Dan guy is funny.

  2. Lynette said:

    You guys are hilarious!!!!
    Did you get pictures????

  3. Very nice interview. I think you’ve found your writer’s voice. You should interviews with fictional characters every week!

  4. Grandma Julie said:

    What a crazy family i have. I LOVE IT!!!! Enjoyed this interview. 🙂

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