Here are some epic jokes I hope you’ll enjoy!
Q: What do you get when you cross a camel with a cow?
A: A lumpy milkshake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The pig says.
The pig says who?
No a pig says oink. Not hoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Theremos be a better knock, knock joke than this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris Who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking.
Did you like these jokes? Know even better ones? Please leave a comment and tell me. Peace out!
peaceloveandponcho 
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thatcher.
Thatcher who?
Thatcher, she’s getting away!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha;)
Really mom? Really?
Lol
Dru do you like my website? And the name? Please answer truthfully!
Really, Jamie?
K! Your jokes are awesome. 🙂
Thanks for making me smile.
Your welcome! How did you make smiley face?
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court! Odor in the court!!
ahahahaaa
Nice one! I’ll have to rember that one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thelma
Thelma who?
Themla car, I don’t want it anymore.
Thelma mom I want your car.
Why did the gum cross the road??
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot, of course!
Why does your mom tell you to go to your bed?
Because the bed won’t come to you!! Dah!
How do you make monkies fly?
Buy them a ticket.
How did the turtle call his kids?
On his Shellphone.
I’ve got more stored up in this brain , but it takes me a while to pull them out…I’ll get back to you when I can remember the good ones.