Kaylee's Thoughts

Epic Jokes

Here are some epic jokes I hope you’ll enjoy!

Q: What do you get when you cross a camel with a cow?

A: A lumpy milkshake!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The pig says.

The pig says who?

No a pig says oink. Not hoo!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Theremos be a better knock, knock joke than this!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris Who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking.

Did you like these jokes? Know even better ones? Please leave a comment and tell me. Peace out!

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Comments on: "Epic Jokes" (11)

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thatcher.
    Thatcher who?
    Thatcher, she’s getting away!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha;)

  2. Really, Jamie?
    K! Your jokes are awesome. 🙂
    Thanks for making me smile.

  3. Mrs. Kacia Murphy said:

    What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

    Odor in the court! Odor in the court!!

    ahahahaaa

  4. Grandma Julie Myers said:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thelma
    Thelma who?
    Themla car, I don’t want it anymore.

  5. Why did the gum cross the road??

    Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot, of course!

    Why does your mom tell you to go to your bed?

    Because the bed won’t come to you!! Dah!

    How do you make monkies fly?

    Buy them a ticket.

    How did the turtle call his kids?

    On his Shellphone.

    I’ve got more stored up in this brain , but it takes me a while to pull them out…I’ll get back to you when I can remember the good ones.

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